In a shameless ploy for media attention (which worked- it’s all over the internet), desperate housewife Eva Longoria lived up to the booble by faking a nip slip on the Late Show with David Letterman the other night. Three minutes and twenty seconds into the interview, she exclaimed “My button!” and grabbed at her cleavage as if her breasts fell out of her tailored suit jacket. But it was a scam. Yes, a fake.
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Mr. Skin’s nip slip experts has inspected the footage and declared definitively that Ms. Longoria’s boobie did not, in fact, fall out of her shirt. Excellent try, Eva, but if there’s one excellent team of nipple professionals you can’t fool with a desperate fumble, it’s Mr. Skin’s.

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