The vagina. The entry to a woman's most precious spot on earth. Every woman has one and now, it's trendy and hip to wear the tightest of the tight, the most clinging clothes mankind has ever witnessed. Men are going wild over the collection of celebrities who are showing off their beaver cleavage, the vertical smile peeking ever so boldly where every man wants to be. The word cameltoe generally refers to a visible cleft between the labia, as in between a real camel's toes. The size of a cameltoe is largely dependent on the size of the labia majora, not the labia minora, although the latter can contribute. Uncleft "bulges" are more often visible. The degree to which a woman's mons pubis or 'Mound of Venus' protrudes depends on a number of factors, including weight and anatomical variation. Cameltoes are more likely to be visible under the following circumstances:

Exercise shorts, stretchpants and leggings—including Lycra or spandex Hotpants. Poorly designed jeans. Very tight-fitting jeans or shorts. Underwear or swimwear sized too small. Vigorous or repetitive exercise, including running, especially in tight clothing Wet clothing. Shaven genitalia --

Now we know why men frequent gyms and beaches and watch those red carpet gala affairs. It's not for the tan or to get fit or to watch some boring awards show. They're on the prowl for a clit-splitter, THE fractal attractor, the Mandelbrot Muffin. This is the ultimate vertical smile, brought to you by virtue of the fact that women are showin' off their family jewels. Even Laura Bush is not immune to a camel toe appearance in public. Has the woman no shame? Apparently not because she stands tall and proud, wearing a pair of tight crotched white pants. Paris Hilton is proud of hers. Wearing a tiny pair of blue shorts, Paris' has a lovely pair of lips and we're not talking about the ones on her face. Look lower, gentlemen. From Beyonce on stage to Madonna to a real obvious showing from Lil' Kim, we almost want to call hers a camel ho!

This is a collection of stars whose vaginas are truly on stage. You want this one added to your private set of archives. Easily downloadable, you are encouraged to share with your friends, this bit of fun and fluff. Oh, did we mention how sexy a camel toe is? There is nothing more revealing about a woman than the outline of her snatch, with only a piece of clothing between you and the real deal. Imaginations everywhere are checkin' it out, lookin' down, past the naval, past the whale tail -- in front, target between her legs to catch a glimpse of the motherlode. Now you can, too, conveniently located in one place. We wanted to make your life easy, so you can just settle in and look at the sexiest female anatomy: THE CAMEL TOE WOMEN of HOLLYWOOD!!